Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
