just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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