He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Do you have feelings for this penis?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
