Please, let me fuck your mom
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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