I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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