Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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