Only a mothe r could love this liver
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
He better not be in your backpack
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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