google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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