you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Randomize
