You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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