god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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