I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Operation Purity has been aborted
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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