I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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