The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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