The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You're a waste of cheezeits
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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