Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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