its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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