Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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