She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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