I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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