He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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