oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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