I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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