I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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