I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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