she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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