U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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