So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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