dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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