1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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