i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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