Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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