we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
