we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i came on her dog
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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