Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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