So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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