this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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