No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Randomize
