on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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