i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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