The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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