she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
