Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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