Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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