i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
look no pants
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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