yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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