Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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