Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You can't just leave with hair like that
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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