And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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