"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
