This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Randomize
