I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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