I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
