I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
im holly from the hills drunk
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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