My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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